rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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automotivated:

Mercedes CLK63 Black ADV10.1SL (by ADV1WHEELS)

Pizza noodies are the best noodies.

(Source: roncphoto)

New shirt, and it’s already my fav. :)

Shouldn’t my wifi be faster than my LTE?

Guh.


comicsncoolshit:

Futuramaโ€™s intro rendered in 3D

This is amazing

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